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How to FAIL at Agiel Lee Elliott We are agile, we stand up! Let me check my notes Here are the issues I found and we will discuss during this retrospective. Time to retro, sit down, shut up and write some notes We are too busy to have

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How to FAIL at Agiel Lee Elliott

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We are agile, we stand up!

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Let me check my notes…

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Here are the issues I found and we will discuss during this retrospective.

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Time to retro, sit down, shut up and write some notes

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We are too busy to have retrospectives

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1 point equals 1 person day

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Measuring for the wrong reason.

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Everything in the backlog must be done NOW.

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They are the best developer we have, it’s

kay if they are a bit

eccentric.

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Sprints are longer than 3 weeks

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All communication MUST be done by Email.

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Summary on how to fail

Think that only standups make you agile
Bringing notes to a standup
One person retrospectives
Half of retrospective writing post-its
Too busy to have Retrospectives
Mandating what story points represent
Using Metrics for evil.
Tolerating brilliant jerks
Really long sprints
CYA with emails

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