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Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?

#gotocph #rant

Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?

Just Me It Is

Just Me It Is

O P S

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THER EOPLES HIT

CYNICAL

What is a Cynic ? A man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing

W T F

W T F

HEN ECHNOLOGY RUSTRATES

THE TELEPHONE

THE TELEPHONE

THE TELEPHONE

THE TELEPHONE

THE TELEPHONE

THE TELEPHONE

THE TELEPHONE

THE TELEPHONE

THE TELEPHONE

THE INTERNET

THE INTERNET

THE INTERNET

THE INTERNET

THE INTERNET

THE INTERNET

THE TELEVISION

THE TELEVISION

THE TELEVISION

THE TELEVISION

THE TELEVISION

Further Examples ?

So how does this happen ?

So how does this happen ? Look to where it comes from....

So how does this happen ? Look to where it comes from.... ...the technologists...

So how does this happen ? Look to where it comes from.... ...the technologists... ...and the world they live in ...the product guys...

The Environment They Work In

The Environment They Work In YOU

The Environment They Work In YOU WE

The Environment They Work In

Programming Languages

YOU WE

The Environment They Work In

Programming Languages IDEs

YOU WE

The Environment They Work In

Programming Languages IDEs

YOU WE

3rdParty Libraries

The Environment They Work In

Programming Languages IDEs

YOU WE

3rdParty Libraries OSes

The Environment They Work In

Programming Languages IDEs

YOU WE

3rdParty Libraries OSes Continuous Delivery

The Environment They Work In

Programming Languages IDEs

YOU WE

3rdParty Libraries OSes Continuous Delivery TDD/ automated testing

The Environment They Work In

Programming Languages IDEs

YOU WE

3rdParty Libraries OSes Continuous Delivery TDD/ automated testing Pair Programming

The Environment They Work In

Programming Languages IDEs

YOU WE

3rdParty Libraries OSes Continuous Delivery TDD/ automated testing Pair Programming Coaching

The Environment They Work In

Programming Languages IDEs

YOU WE

3rdParty Libraries OSes Continuous Delivery TDD/ automated testing Pair Programming Coaching Architecture Design UX U I Databases OPerations Support Retrospectives

The Industry We Work In

The Industry We Work In

Ego-Driven

The Industry We Work In

Ego-Driven OneB.O.R.N. Every Minute

The Industry We Work In

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The Industry We Work In

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The Industry We Work In

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The Industry We Work In

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B U N C H O F W O N K E R S !

The Industry We Work In

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B U N C H O F W O N K E R S !

Unsustainable practices

The Industry We Work In

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B U N C H O F W O N K E R S !

Talkingnot Doing Unsustainable practices

The Industry We Work In

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Talkingnot Doing L e a d e r s h i p Unsustainable practices

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Talkingnot Doing “COOL” “ N e x t

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Tools Organisations Industry Behaviours

Tools Organisations Industry Behaviours

S H I T

Tools Organisations Industry Behaviours

S H I T SHIT

Tools Organisations Industry Behaviours

S H I T SHIT SHIT

Tools Organisations Industry Behaviours

S H I T SHIT SHIT SHIT

Tools Organisations Industry Behaviours

S H I T SHIT SHIT SHIT

SHIT

Tools Organisations Industry Behaviours

S H I T SHIT SHIT SHIT

SHIT

S H I T

Go To Your Happy Place, John

M a s t e r Y

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Fear leads to Anger. Anger leads to Hate. Hate leads to Suffering M a s t e r Y

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Humane :

Humane :

• motivated with concern for alleviating suffering

Humane :

• motivated with concern for alleviating suffering
• showing evidence of moral advancement

Being a Technologist is an AMORAL

• ccupation

We Don’t Ask The Price

We Don’t Ask The Price

What Can We Do To Stop This Shit?

Don’t Be A Wonker What Can We Do To Stop This Shit?

Don’t Be A Wonker Act Morally What Can We Do To Stop This Shit?

Don’t Be A Wonker Stop Talking “Value”, Start Asking The Price Act Morally What Can We Do To Stop This Shit?